Liquid paper is the quick fixer – “one swipe of the brush will wipe away your mess! “And OnlyFans has truly made a mess for itself and is now trying to “White Out” all of the Sw’s who made it the success it is today by “redefining” its terms of “acceptable use policy“.

Whiteout, “correction fluid” or as it’s now called – Liquid Paper, was used on master copies of mimeographs to correct spellings – back in the days before computers. Whiteout then quickly became popular with secretaries back in the ’70s who would amend the expense reports of their bosses who, I imagined, wanted to keep their “business lunches” secret from the taxman.

This new “acceptable use policy states:

Do not use OnlyFans in any way which may exploit, harm, or attempt to exploit or harm any individual under 18 years old, for example by exposing them to inappropriate content.

Do not upload, post, display, or publish Content on OnlyFans that:

actual or simulated sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, between persons of any sex;

actual or simulated masturbation;

any exhibition of the anus or genitals of any person which is extreme or offensive;

actual or simulated material depicting bodily fluids commonly secreted during sexual conduct;

drugs or drug paraphernalia;

actual or simulated incest;

actual or simulated violence, rape, lack of consent, hypnosis, intoxication, sexual assault, torture, hardcore bondage, fisting, or genital mutilation;

actual or simulated urine, scatological, or excrement-related material;

actual or simulated bestiality;

actual or simulated sadistic or masochistic abuse; or

actual or simulated necrophilia;

in the case of Content featuring public nudity, was recorded in or is being broadcast from a country, state or province where public nudity is illegal;

causes or is calculated to cause inconvenience or anxiety to anyone else or which is likely to upset, embarrass, or cause serious offence to anyone else;

SO all of this to say: “anything sexy gets you shut down“

Perhaps in a future post, I’ll dissect and provide my sarcastic running commentary on each of these pathetic floppy penis-shaped bullet points and we can all have a good laugh at the expense of a company that will go down in history as being the shittiest of platforms to kick their money-making creators right smack in the face.

But for shits and giggles:

“actual or simulated masturbation” – “I like my martinis dry, and my acts of masturbation simulated…”

And because I find this policy so completely ridiculous and fueled by people who are out to further discredit SW’s and send them to be burned at the stake, I will not be posting any more content on this site. I will be primarily posting to my AVN Stars with updates here about the other platforms I will be using.

I stand in union with all of my co-creators in sounding the alarm bell. Censorship is the “White Out” that wants to blot out porn/BDSM/and any kind of artist depiction thereof between or by consenting adults akin to a mortal sin.

This is 2021 people.

Get an education.

Pull your head out of the ground and look back at some of the great pieces in Greco-Roman art history. They created art that would put even Larry Flint to shame.

This is 2021. Sex is sex is sex. If we choose to write about it, talk about it or even goddam film it – please do us all a favour, stop being such a fuc*en prude.