Author: Mistress Diamondblu


Improv for Kinky People – the New York City Trifecta, March 4th – 9th, 2024

I’m so very excited to finally be able to share my wonderful news!
The links to my three classes are finally up and you can follow the links to sign up for these classes and am offering:

10% off with code 2TICKETBUNDLE when you take two classes
20% off with code TRIFECTA when you take all three!

My original class – Improv for Kinky People was such a huge success over the last two years that I decided to branch out and offer other unique variations on the same theme.

Buy your tickets fast as all my previous classes have sold out quickly!

March 4th, 6:30-8:30 pm: MASTURBIZATION – Solo Improv: “play with yourself”
March 9th, 1:00pm – 5:00pm: IFKP Intensive – “Embrace the chaos”

** Please refer to the TicketStripe event page for details



There is perhaps only one place in the world that makes my heart skip a beat – and that’s New York City. The hustle and bustle of the crowds, traffic, the seemingly organised chaos that pervades every inch of this metropolis hypnotizes and inspires me deeply..

This is why I am spending the 5th anniversary of my last chemotherapy, my official “5-year remission” mark, as well as my 55th birthday on April 4th.

I can’t think of a more exciting way to celebrate and start this exciting new chapter in my life!

So while in New York, I will be booking sessions for those who have been unable to travel to Montreal.

Don’t forget to book as soon as possible, as my agenda is already being filled up. Everybody wants to see, meet, and experience the magic of Mistress Diamondblu. Do you blame them? 😉

I will also do a short visit to Las Vegas a few days later.

Fill out your application form as soon as possible.

Only pertinent questions concerning a booking/session can be directed to:


The Great “OF White-Out” Debacle

Liquid paper is the quick fixer – “one swipe of the brush will wipe away your mess! “And OnlyFans has truly made a mess for itself and is now trying to “White Out” all of the Sw’s who made it the success it is today by “redefining” its terms of “acceptable use policy“.

Whiteout, “correction fluid” or as it’s now called – Liquid Paper, was used on master copies of mimeographs to correct spellings – back in the days before computers. Whiteout then quickly became popular with secretaries back in the ’70s who would amend the expense reports of their bosses who, I imagined, wanted to keep their “business lunches” secret from the taxman.

The OnlyFans “Great White Out” Debacle

This new “acceptable use policy states:

Do not use OnlyFans in any way which may exploit, harm, or attempt to exploit or harm any individual under 18 years old, for example by exposing them to inappropriate content.

Do not upload, post, display, or publish Content on OnlyFans that:

actual or simulated sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, between persons of any sex;

actual or simulated masturbation;

any exhibition of the anus or genitals of any person which is extreme or offensive;

actual or simulated material depicting bodily fluids commonly secreted during sexual conduct;

drugs or drug paraphernalia;

actual or simulated incest;

actual or simulated violence, rape, lack of consent, hypnosis, intoxication, sexual assault, torture, hardcore bondage, fisting, or genital mutilation;

actual or simulated urine, scatological, or excrement-related material;

actual or simulated bestiality;

actual or simulated sadistic or masochistic abuse; or

actual or simulated necrophilia;

in the case of Content featuring public nudity, was recorded in or is being broadcast from a country, state or province where public nudity is illegal;

causes or is calculated to cause inconvenience or anxiety to anyone else or which is likely to upset, embarrass, or cause serious offence to anyone else;

SO all of this to say: “anything sexy gets you shut down

Perhaps in a future post, I’ll dissect and provide my sarcastic running commentary on each of these pathetic floppy penis-shaped bullet points and we can all have a good laugh at the expense of a company that will go down in history as being the shittiest of platforms to kick their money-making creators right smack in the face.

But for shits and giggles:

“actual or simulated masturbation” – “I like my martinis dry, and my acts of masturbation simulated…”

And because I find this policy so completely ridiculous and fueled by people who are out to further discredit SW’s and send them to be burned at the stake, I will not be posting any more content on this site. I will be primarily posting to my AVN Stars with updates here about the other platforms I will be using.

I stand in union with all of my co-creators in sounding the alarm bell. Censorship is the “White Out” that wants to blot out porn/BDSM/and any kind of artist depiction thereof between or by consenting adults akin to a mortal sin.

This is 2021 people.

Get an education.

Pull your head out of the ground and look back at some of the great pieces in Greco-Roman art history. They created art that would put even Larry Flint to shame.

This is 2021. Sex is sex is sex. If we choose to write about it, talk about it or even goddam film it – please do us all a favour, stop being such a fuc*en prude.

Summer Mossy Green

I love my feet. I really do. My high arches remind me of my days as a ballet dancer and my aspirations of being a Prima Ballerina, and my delicate toes are so unique in shape and size – plump at the top but not fat, slim in length but not gangly. Nothing makes me happier than a luxurious foot massage, especially when it’s at the hands of a dedicated servant who is absolutely smitten with me and my 20 beautiful diamond nuggets. Have a look at this sumptuous video I shot this summer while in the country: the soft moist mossy greenery was truly a treat to trample upon, and digging up the moss was sadistic enjoyment – From my Clips4Sale Store.

Summer’s Mossy Feet

Summer’s Mossy Feet